Friday, May 30, 2014

Why I'm not a gun-owner.

It's too easy.
If I had a gun it'd be in my mouth.
After drinking a 12 pack at night in my dark apartment.
Like my erect cock in a chunky woman's mouth.
But, cold and lifeless.

Luckily I read Camus' argument on why the absurdist cannot commit suicide, so I won't try.
But, with a gun around I may get too drunk and forget his argument.

As the sheep lineup to get their ice cream scoop from the ice cream trough.
As Amazon Prime streams all of our desires.
As the Rory Henderson's and Danny Wallenslager's rape all of the trusting women and get away with it.

I'm here, and I'd have the gun in my mouth if I owned it.

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

The Ultimate Hacks

Knife hack / scissors

Scissors hack / knife
Light hack / flashlight

flashlight hack / light

Pencil hack / pen

Pen hack / pencil

coffee hack / instant coffee

instant coffee hack / coffee

Knife hack / garlic press

Garlic press hack / knife

Knife hack / grater

Grater hack / knife

Guitar hack / bass

bass hack / guitar
Shoelace hack / slip-ons

Slip-ons hack / shoelaces

Pants hack / shorts

Shorts hack / pants

Bed hack /

Futon hack /